The Mandolinian Mission
To carve wit from the ordinary, satire from the sacred, and meaning from the absurd. We tell stories, write poems, and poke at pretense—not for mockery’s sake, but to remind the weary soul there’s still beauty in laughter, still truth in fiction, and still hope in the art of saying things sideways. Click on Mandolinian Reports at the top for some giggles.

:Disclaimer:
All fiction. All the time.
We are the Filibustiers of Fiction, sailing the digital seas with quills for swords and deadlines long ignored.
Soon, you’ll be able to subscribe to The Mandolnian and swear fealty to the fraternal order of the Procrastinati.
Stay tuned, fellow dawdlers — glory comes… eventually.