The Book of Theoretical Genesis Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

1.  In the beginning, God created Physics and Quantum Mechanics.

2.  And the universe was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep mathematical equations.

3.  And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the mathematics.

4.  And God said, Let there be one who might understand this.

5.  And there was one man, and he understood it… partially.

6.  And God saw that it was very difficult.

7.  And God said, It is not good that the man be alone, lest he begin talking to subatomic particles.

8.  So God created for him a woman — intelligent and fair in appearance — and she showed him her boobies.

9.  And the man beheld the boobies and was pleased.

10.  And she said unto him, Eat thou of the Tree of Knowledge.

11.  And the man said, Yea, truly, I wasn’t going to… but now that you’ve said it that way…

12.                 And he did eat.

Ashokan O’Fabley -The Mandolinian