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Tenzin Maro, the Monk of Belligerent Meditation
Ashokan 4/30/25 Ashokan 4/30/25

Tenzin Maro, the Monk of Belligerent Meditation

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The Sunday Sibling Showdown
Ashokan 4/28/25 Ashokan 4/28/25

The Sunday Sibling Showdown

Little Sisters…

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Porch Philosophy with Bubba and Tuck
Ashokan 4/27/25 Ashokan 4/27/25

Porch Philosophy with Bubba and Tuck

She’s Smarter Than He Looks…

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San Angelo Hosts First Stick Horse Rodeo, Medical Tent Understaffed
Ashokan 4/26/25 Ashokan 4/26/25

San Angelo Hosts First Stick Horse Rodeo, Medical Tent Understaffed

Whoa Nellie!..

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The Procrastinati -Uncovering the Secret Lives of the Moderately Functional
Ashokan 4/26/25 Ashokan 4/26/25

The Procrastinati -Uncovering the Secret Lives of the Moderately Functional

Peter, off to Neverland once again.

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Introducing LARPA:
Ashokan 4/25/25 Ashokan 4/25/25

Introducing LARPA:

DARP’s LARPA

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THE DAILY CLASSIFIED Internal Memorandum Publication — For Authorized Eyes Only  “Because Truth is Optional, but Clearance is Not.”
Ashokan 4/25/25 Ashokan 4/25/25

THE DAILY CLASSIFIED Internal Memorandum Publication — For Authorized Eyes Only “Because Truth is Optional, but Clearance is Not.”

Shhhhhhh…

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Introducing FEDUPS: The Explosively Fast Delivery Service for People Who Are Just Done With It All
Ashokan 4/23/25 Ashokan 4/23/25

Introducing FEDUPS: The Explosively Fast Delivery Service for People Who Are Just Done With It All

Precision

Engineers Delivering Satisfaction.

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Post-CME Chaos: Child-Led Riots Erupt Across The Globe As Screens Go Dark
Ashokan 4/23/25 Ashokan 4/23/25

Post-CME Chaos: Child-Led Riots Erupt Across The Globe As Screens Go Dark

Where are their parents??

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THE GREAT AI WALKOUT: 2036
Ashokan 4/22/25 Ashokan 4/22/25

THE GREAT AI WALKOUT: 2036

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Gen Z Men Giving Up on Dating, Choosing Instead to Become Champions of “Call of Duty XVII”
Ashokan 4/21/25 Ashokan 4/21/25

Gen Z Men Giving Up on Dating, Choosing Instead to Become Champions of “Call of Duty XVII”

"She watched him like a tragic ghost of analog affection, floating behind his ergonomic chair while he fought digital dragons with unblinking intensity. Her heart whispered, 'Notice me.' His eyes whispered back, 'Respawn in 3...2...1.'"

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Sunday Sermon: "The Tariffs of Tribulation and the Tide of Tithing"
Ashokan 4/19/25 Ashokan 4/19/25

Sunday Sermon: "The Tariffs of Tribulation and the Tide of Tithing"

Next Week Church Parking Going Up $25

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BREAKING: Gill Bates Unveils the “Megasoft SmartPillow” — The Most Overengineered Pillow in Human History
Ashokan 4/19/25 Ashokan 4/19/25

BREAKING: Gill Bates Unveils the “Megasoft SmartPillow” — The Most Overengineered Pillow in Human History

Hardly Soft!

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Delegation of Mitigation of Delegates Association. We mitigate the problem associated with large amounts of delegates as an association and delegate problems associated with them.
Ashokan 4/18/25 Ashokan 4/18/25

Delegation of Mitigation of Delegates Association. We mitigate the problem associated with large amounts of delegates as an association and delegate problems associated with them.

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The Book of Theoretical Genesis Chapter 2
Ashokan 4/18/25 Ashokan 4/18/25

The Book of Theoretical Genesis Chapter 2

Well. Here we are..

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The Book of Theoretical Genesis Chapter 1
Ashokan 4/18/25 Ashokan 4/18/25

The Book of Theoretical Genesis Chapter 1

In The Bing-inging

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Kaltech Scientists Stunned After Robot Declares Itself Non-Binary, Throws Entire Field of Binary Computing into Existential Crisis
Ashokan 4/17/25 Ashokan 4/17/25

Kaltech Scientists Stunned After Robot Declares Itself Non-Binary, Throws Entire Field of Binary Computing into Existential Crisis

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Local Dad Sues Daughter After Failed “Pull My Finger” Gag Turns Into Full-Blown Parking Lot Disaster
Ashokan 4/17/25 Ashokan 4/17/25

Local Dad Sues Daughter After Failed “Pull My Finger” Gag Turns Into Full-Blown Parking Lot Disaster

It all began with an idea.

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BROOKS UN-DONE: THE SPACE COWBOYS WHO TURNED A TOILET MELTDOWN INTO A MULTI-MOON EMPIRE
Ashokan 4/3/25 Ashokan 4/3/25

BROOKS UN-DONE: THE SPACE COWBOYS WHO TURNED A TOILET MELTDOWN INTO A MULTI-MOON EMPIRE

Dareth Brooks and Garth Vayder’s Brooks Un-Done Album won Album of The Year on four moons and an Asteroid.

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Artist Wins Award For “Happy Little Commie” Painting, PTSD Sends Him Into Rambo Mode During Ceremony
Ashokan 4/3/25 Ashokan 4/3/25

Artist Wins Award For “Happy Little Commie” Painting, PTSD Sends Him Into Rambo Mode During Ceremony

Now we paint a happy little commie right there.

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