Introducing LARPA:
Internal Fictional Memorandum Publication — For Authorized Eyes Only
“Because Truth is Optional, but Clearance is Not.”
Clearance Level: OMEGA-OBVIOUS
Thursday, April 25, 2029 | Vol. CXXII No. 440
In cooperation with: DARPA, LARPA, DMDA, and Selected Trusted Baristas
Article 12.
Live Action Role Play Agency
A DARPA Joint Initiative with the Delegation of Mitigation of Delegates Association (DMDA)
When the Delegation of Mitigation of Delegates Association needs to go undercover and mitigate delegates as an association—there’s only one team they trust to keep litigation off their backs and spycraft in the shadows:
LARPA.
Born from DARPA’s most secretive, most acronym-dependent black budget, the Live Action Role Play Agency is the elite force tasked with infiltrating, neutralizing, and monologuing theatrically before a climactic slow-motion explosion.
Meet the Recruits: The First Wave of the LARPERS
Marius Vahl – Brooding infiltration specialist. Wears sunglasses at night. Can recite the Geneva Convention backwards while breaking it.
Zara Volkov – Cold as ice, fluent in 12 dialects of sarcasm. Disappeared for six months and returned with classified IKEA blueprints and a new identity.
Victor Kreel – Former chess prodigy turned demolitions expert. Answers every question with, “Checkmate.”
Anya Blackthorn – Seduction, sabotage, and subtle shade. MI6 said she was “too dramatic.” LARPA said “perfect..”
Mission Statement:
“To live, to act, to roleplay—when the DMDA calls, we must delegate mitigation discreetly.”
Whether it’s thwarting foreign spies, neutralizing rogue delegates, or distracting a United Nations panel with an interpretive monologue, the LARPA squad is ready for anything. Even 46 hour filibusters.
They are DARPA’s LARPA, and they don’t just play pretend…
They pretend professionally.
Ashokan O’Fabley -The Mandolinian
